Appearing:
Nick Toczek has been a professional writer and performer for the past thirty years. He is a storyteller, magician, puppeteer, journalist and stand-up comedian. Nick has made over 20,000 public appearances, and has worked in around 2,500 schools throughout Britain. He also regularly appears at literary festivals for children.
Nick lives in Bradford, West Yorkshire, with his wife and two children.
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FAN
I'm a football fan but I must admit
That I sometimes act like a brainless git
Like a larger lout or a loud half-wit
Or a totally typical drunken Brit.
But I'm genuine, not a counterfeit.
And I might just lark about a bit
And shove and shout and refuse to sit
But football fans are proud of it.
We wear the legitimate scarf and kit.
It's a bright outfit, so it's no secret.
We're football fans for definite.
We're a rowdy crowd but we're proud of it.
It's a game of guile an grace and grit,
A spirited sport for the physically fit.
With my season ticket in my mitt,
I'm a football fan and I'm proud of it.
With literally little that's not been writ,
I can only add that I'll never quit.
I'm a football fan, not a hypocrite,
A football fan and I'm proud of it.
© Nick Toczek 2000
Publisher
Macmillan